World’s Shortest Autobiography

AndyBoydAndBennyBennersAndy is a carbon-based lifeform who enjoys Magento development (no seriously, after about three years either Magento gets more enjoyable or your social life deteriorates so much that any stimulation is welcome), producing bass-heavy semi-experimental music, coaching and playing soccer (thanks Obamacare, I’ll call you when I blow a knee), faking martial arts, deadlifting in his private gym (the part of the garage that isn’t filled with bicycles and motorcycles), talking about himself in the third person, parenthetical statements, and tacos. Man, could he use some tacos right now.

You can reach him through the contact form.

You can view his resume here.

Eventually, he’ll get some links together for audio samples.